[Note: This is a reboot of Pro Wrestling NOVA. I'm focusing more on the drama/angles than the fight itself.]

SEASON 1, EPISODE 1
NOVA ARENA
HOLLYWOOD, CA

[The camera pans from right to left first showing the wrestlers then Helen Hunt, who is wearing the black and white stripes of the NOVA referees. She's holding a meeting in the back with the ten participants of the tournament: Alessandra Torresani, Hayden Panettiere, Hayley Williams, Kristen Bell, Kirsten Storms, Lacey Chabert, Larisa Oleynik, Lindsey Shaw, Renee O'Connor, and Renee Olstead.]

Helen Hunt: Okay ladies, First off, welcome to NOVA. I'm glad you all participated. We've got great plans for each and every one of you. We've called you here because we wanted to let you know that you have all been hand picked to participate in the NOVA World Championship tournament by the PTB. This will be a round robin format so you'll be divided up into two groups. (Renee O'Connor raises her hand.) Yes?

Renee O'Connor: PTB?

Hunt: The Powers That Be.

O'Connor: Oh.

Hunt: Like I said, you will be divided up into two groups...(O'Connor raises her hand again)...Yes?

O'Connor: What's the Powers That Be?

Hunt: The people that run this company. Now, like I was saying you will be divided up into two groups of five.

O'Connor: You mean like the CEOs or something?

Hunt: (Getting annoyed) Yes. May I continue?

O'Connor: (annoyed at her tone) You don't have to be so mean!

Hunt: This will be a round robin format so you will be facing everyone in your group once then...

O'Connor: Who are they?

Hunt: If you'll give a chance, I'll tell you who's in who's group.

O'Connor: No, I mean who's the PT...CE...OB...GYN thingy peoples.

Lacey Chabert: Would you just shut up?

O'Connor: Hey, I'm just asking!

Hayden Panettiere: Why don't you shut up?

Hunt: Ladies!

Kristen Bell: You shut up or I'm gonna come over there, and kick your ass!

Panettiere: Go ahead! I dare ya!

O'Connor: Yeah, go ahead! She dares ya! (Panettiere glares at O'Connor) What?

Hunt: Shush! All of you!

[The bickering continues, and everybody gets into each other's faces. There's even a little shoving going on.]

Hunt: QUIET!

[Of course, nobody listens. Finally, Helen just gives up, and walks out. The camera cuts to the broadcast table with Tony Schiavone, Jules Asner, and Bruce Campbell.]

Tony Schiavone: Hello everyone, and welcome to NOVA. I'm Tony Schiavone alongside here with Bruce Campbell and the very lovely Jules Asner.

Jules Asner: Thanks, Tony.

Bruce Campbell: Don't get too fiesty there, Tony. She's got her lawyers on speed dial!

Tony: You should know.

[Jules snarls at Bruce.]

Bruce: Believe me, I do!

Tony: We have an action packed lineup tonight, and to start things off let's go right down to the ring for six-woman tag action.

Bruce: Hey, Tony, aren't you supposed to be calling a Gwenett game or something?

[Camera to ring where the six women are already their in separate corners. The ring announcer makes her introductions.]

SIX WOMAN TAG:
Alexis Bledel/Kristen Bell/Scarlett Joahnsson vs.
Brittany Snow/Larisa Oleynik/Sarah Michelle Gellar

[End of match:]

Larisa Oleynik nails Alexis Bledel with a back elbow.
Larisa Oleynik hits a flying lariat on Alexis Bledel.
Larisa Oleynik is going for the cover.
Teri Hatcher counts: One, two, kickout.
Larisa Oleynik throws Alexis Bledel into the turnbuckle.
Larisa Oleynik charges into the corner, but Alexis Bledel moves out of the way.
Alexis Bledel kicks Larisa Oleynik.
Alexis Bledel has the crowd going wild.
Larisa Oleynik punches Alexis Bledel.
The crowd is really behind Larisa Oleynik.
Alexis Bledel hits Larisa Oleynik.
Alexis Bledel chops Larisa Oleynik.
Alexis Bledel kicks Larisa Oleynik.
The crowd is going crazy.
Larisa Oleynik punches Alexis Bledel.
The crowd is really behind Larisa Oleynik.
Larisa Oleynik kicks Alexis Bledel.
The crowd is really behind Larisa Oleynik.
Alexis Bledel hits Larisa Oleynik.
Alexis Bledel tags out to Kristen Bell.
Sarah Michelle Gellar enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Kristen Bell and Alexis Bledel hit Larisa Oleynik with a double kneelift.
Brittany Snow brings a chair into the ring.
Brittany Snow nails Kristen Bell with the chair.
Brittany Snow hits Alexis Bledel with the chair.
Alexis Bledel is out cold.
Teri Hatcher calls for the disqualification.
Larisa Oleynik tosses Teri Hatcher through the ropes.
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Scarlett Johansson are going at it outside the ring.
Sarah Michelle Gellar punches Scarlett Johnsson.
Sarah Michelle Gellar punches Scarlett Johnsson.
Sarah Michelle Gellar tries to through Scarlett Johansson into the guardrail
but Scarlett Johansson reverses it.
Larisa Oleynik hits Scarlett Johansson from behind.
Larisa Oleynik throws Scarlett Johansson back into the ring.
Brittany Snow waits for Scarlett Johansson to get up.
Brittany Snow hits Scarlett Johansson in the knee with the chair.
Larisa Oleynik enters the ring.
Sarah Michelle Gellar enters the ring.
Brittany Snow hits Scarlett Johanasson in the knee with the chair.
Sarah Michelle Gellar climbs up to the top turnbuckle.
Brittany Snow hands Sarah Michelle Gellar the chair.
Larisa Oleynik and Brittany Snow hold down Scarlett Johansson
Sarah Michelle Gellar drives the chair into Scarlett Johansson's knee.
Brittany Snow, Larisa Oleynik, and Sarah Michelle Gellar celebrate in the ring.

Scarlett Johansson, Kristen Bell and Alexis Bledel defeated
Larisa Oleynik, Brittany Snow and Sarah Michelle Gellar
when Bell defeated Oleynik by disqualification in 0:03:30.

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW: HAYLEY WILLIAMS

[Jules Asner is backstage in front of the NOVA logo backdrop with Hayley Williams and the members of Paramore.]

Jules: First of all, Hayley, congratulations on being selected to participate in the world championship tournament. Your thoughts on being in the tournament and the process.

Hayley Williams: By process, I believe you mean the way the PTB selected me?

Jules: Yes.

Williams: You know, it's an honor just to be here but when you do something that gets the eye of people like the PTB, you know you're doing something right. I have my band here not because I need them but because they have the confidence in me to be at my side, and they want to see me in action. I....

Voice in background: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

[Gellar, Oleynik, and Snow enter the picture. Gellar still has the chair in hand, and is sweating profusely.]

Gellar: Yeah, you're lucky you've got your band here or this chair would be shoved up your ass so far, you'd just have to squat to sit.

Williams: Watch it!

Band member 1: Calm down, Hayley.

Band member 2: C'mon. Let's go.

[Williams backs away reluctantly.]

Gellar: Yeah, that's right! Go, you pansies.

Jules: Sarah, this is not your time.

Gellar: My time? It's always my time! And if you ain't got time for me, you better make time! Get used to that!

Jules: Please! What was that anyway? Why'd you have to do that to Scarlett?

Gellar: Nobody cares about that plastic enhanced, bleach blonde piece of crap anyway.

Brittany Snow: (grabs the end of her hair and shows it to Jules) Natural.

Gellar: They aren't here to see her. They're here to see us! And we did that because that was a statement! That was a statement to everyone in NOVA. You know, there are three things that I don't like. One: I don't like stupid people...which for one, you are. Two: I don't like ugly people which, again, you are. And most importantly, I don't like being ignored!

Jules: But how are you being ignored?

Gellar: Oh...my...God.....Becky! Are you really that much of an idiot? I suppose you are. The PTB, you buffoon! Let me ask you something. Did you see me or Brittany in that meeting earlier? Let me answer that for you since you're too much of a dope to figure that one out. No, you didn't. You only saw Larisa there. And why is that you ask? (Gellar pauses.) Well? Ask!

Jules: Okay, and why is...

Gellar: Because they are afraid of us! They know that we will dominate this pathetic organization. They know that we would walk away with every stinking title, and they don't want that!
Jules: But Larisa does have a chance at winning the title...

Larisa Oleynik: Chance? Let me tell you something. I don't have a chance. (Brittany Snow starts stroking on Jules' hair. Jules tries to swat her away but she ignores her.) I have a destiny. Sarah's right, that was a statement sent out to all of NOVA. That's what we're going to do to each and every one of those girls in the back. Some people care about wins and losses. You see, we don't. We already know we're the best. What we're just missing is the proof. If this PTB, or whatever you call them, were smart, then they would just hand us the belt so we wouldn't have to hurt any of these pretty little girls in the back.

Jules: Brittany?

Gellar: I will NOT be ignored!

[Gellar leaves the screen in a huff. Larisa threatens to punch Jules which causes her to flinch before she takes off, and Brittany just stands behind Jules still stroking her hair.]

Jules: Back to you, Tony.

(Jules tries to swat her away again but is responded by a ?how dare you? look from Brittany. The camera goes back to the announce table with Tony and Bruce.)

Tony: What a disgusting act of cowardice!

Bruce: That, Tony, that was a statement! That was planned right from the start! That was organized! That was a message to all of NOVA ?We are the best. Do NOT mess with us!?

Tony: Certainly, that will send shock waves throughout NOVA headquarters. I don't think that's how the PTB wanted to start things off here, and I certainly don't doubt there will be some repercussions later on for this.

Bruce: After seeing that, I can see Larisa's gonna win that tourney, I'll tell ya. You can't be a champion without a mean streak, and that shows she has no fear of any one or any consequences!

[Back to the ring for the introductions of the next bout.]

TAG MATCH:
Christine Taylor/Kaley Cuoco vs.
Eliza Dushku/Jennifer Love Hewitt

[End of match:]

Kaley Cuoco misses with a clothesline.
Eliza Dushku hits Kaley Cuoco with a kick.
Eliza Dushku hits Kaley Cuoco with a hiptoss.
Eliza Dushku covers Kaley Cuoco.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, kickout.
Eliza Dushku nails Kaley Cuoco with a Russian legsweep.
Eliza Dushku attempts to place Kaley Cuoco on the turnbuckle, but Kaley Cuoco
blocks it.
Eliza Dushku executes a bodyslam on Kaley Cuoco.
Eliza Dushku hits a forearm to the back on Kaley Cuoco.
Eliza Dushku whips Kaley Cuoco into the ropes.
Kaley Cuoco hits Eliza Dushku with an elbow.
Christine Taylor enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor whip Eliza Dushku into the ropes.
They hit Eliza Dushku with a double backdrop.
Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor whip Eliza Dushku into the ropes.
They hit Eliza Dushku with a double backdrop.
Christine Taylor nails Eliza Dushku with a dropkick.
Kaley Cuoco takes Eliza Dushku down with a crucifix.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going crazy.

Kaley Cuoco and Christine Taylor defeated
Eliza Dushku and Jennifer Love Hewitt
when Cuoco pinned Dushku after a crucifix in 0:16:15.

Tony: Once again here are the rules for the round robin tournament: Two groups with five wrestlers each. A win gives 2 points, a draw gives 1, and nothing for a loss. The winner of each group will compete in a 30 minute Ironwoman match to determine the first ever NOVA World Champion. Here are the groupings:

[A graphic on the screen shows up with the groupings as Tony reads them off]

GROUP A:
Kristen Bell
Lacey Chabert
Renee Olstead
Hayden Panettiere
Kirsten Storms

[Group B is then shown with Bruce Campbell reading off the participants.]

GROUP B:
Renee O'Connor
Larisa Oleynik
Lindsey Shaw
Alessandra Torresani
Hayley Williams

Bruce: Wait a second! What's O'Connor doing in this tournament?

Tony: She was in the meeting earlier. Didn't you notice?

Bruce: No, I was too busy bribing Jules not to sue me! Dang it! I got money on Larisa. Renee's gonna kick my ass if she finds out!

Tony: You've got money? Oh, man! Let's go to the ring! Money? Seriously?

Bruce: Five G's. Just don't tell Renee! Okay?

Tony: Sure, I wouldn't tell anyone anything that's on live tv.

Bruce: Good.

[The ring announcer makes the introductions.]

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT GROUP A:
Lacey Chabert vs.
Renee Olstead

[End of Match:]

Renee Olstead hits a backbreaker on Lacey Chabert.
Renee Olstead gets a headscissors submission on Lacey Chabert.
Lacey Chabert tries to escape the hold.
Lacey Chabert is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Lacey Chabert tries to fight the pain.
Lacey Chabert summons one last burst of energy.
Lacey Chabert is barely hanging in there.
Lacey Chabert is writhing in pain.
Helen Hunt asks Lacey Chabert if she's still there.
Lacey Chabert nods.
Helen Hunt checks Lacey Chabert's arm.
She lifts it... it falls.
She lifts it... it falls.
She lifts it... it stays up !
Lacey Chabert fights her way out of the hold after 46 seconds.
Lacey Chabert kicks Renee Olstead.
Renee Olstead chops Lacey Chabert.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Renee Olstead chops Lacey Chabert.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Renee Olstead executes the GERMAN SUPLEX on Lacey Chabert.
Helen Hunt counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

Renee Olstead pinned Lacey Chabert
with the GERMAN SUPLEX in 0:08:31.

Tony: Ladies and gentlemen, we have received word that they have taken Scarlett Johansson to the hospital and apparently there has been some extensive damage to her leg. We don't know what the extent is but we will keep you updated if anything else comes along. Also, we have received word that the PTB WILL be disciplining Sarah, Larisa and Brittany for their actions tonight, and what that is will be announced at our next NOVA event.

Bruce: Discipline them for what? They didn't do anything wrong. Who knows what Scarlett said to them. She probably got what she deserved.

Tony: Would you stop! That was a blatant attack with the intent to injure her!